The Next Big Thing !

Yeah, why not? 'Cause it's just pure ... pure and complete gnarlyisms. And I'm like ... guys, it's right there in the thing. Duh! We work for the Pope. We murder people. We're Vatican assassins. They have zero. They have that night, and I will forget about them as the last image of them exits my beautiful home. And they will get out there and they will sell me, and they will lose. Yeah, but I can't use the word 'sober' because that's a term from 'those people', and I have cleansed myself. Yeah, I sat with two - hey, coincidence - F-18, Top Gun, radical fire, napalm dropping pilots in my movie theater watching the chopper attack sequence on the beachhead to go surfing because they wanted to and those people were in their way. But it's just not ... I'm not fair game. I'm not a soft target. It's over. So if you think about it, dude, it's like I'm 0-for-3 with marriage, with ne'er an excuse.

And I'm like ... guys, it's right there in the thing. Duh! We work for the Pope. We murder people. We're Vatican assassins. 'You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me.' Boom. That's the whole movie. That's life .... That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody. Because I'm just ... um .... I don't know. Why give an interview when you can leave a warning, you know? Take for instance its founder and death written ... I don't know ... broken down plagiarist ... stayed high on acid until the day he died. I can't seem to find that chapter in his silly book of lies. Yeah, I didn't care about that vanity card. In fact, I went straight on with that one and just dispelled that one. And we are and, I don't know, winning?... Anyone? .... (long silence) .... Rhymes with winning? .... Anyone? .... Yeah, that would be us. Yeah. I did. Because he's nothing shy of that. And it is his job to go out there and embarrass people. Embarrass them. Not just beat them, but embarrass them in the process. Debate me on AA right now. I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain; with my mind.

And Alex, try to get your mind around this, as a fellow warrior, deep in the trenches: Their entire manifesto is built upon complete and total surrender ... or the concept of complete and total surrender. And therefore there's nothing in the middle. I don't live in the middle anymore. That's where you get slaughtered. That's where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen. And it's just not an option. He's as radical as you'd think he'd might be. If ... I'm not just my dad, I'm ... you know ... petting up the river to kill another part of me, which is 'courage'. You know? Dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee because I don't have time for these clowns. I don't have time for their judgment and their stupidity and .... (sighs) So if you think about it, dude, it's like I'm 0-for-3 with marriage, with ne'er an excuse. And I was getting a tattoo during the death from above. And it's the banner from the death card that Kilgore is throwing on his victims. But like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart ... of the hearts. Yes! I don't read anything after it's come out, because I will not waste my precious time on such ridiculous nonsense. But I understand, according to you, that there was a lot of curiosity about the Vatican assassins.

But I dare anyone to debate me on things. And one of those stupid mottoes, Alex, is 'Don't be special. Be one of us.' News flash! I am special, and I'll never be one of you! ... There it is. Check it, Alex, I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind can't process. Okay ... last I checked, Chaim, I've spent close to the last decade, I don't know, effortless and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. You know? Dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee because I don't have time for these clowns. I don't have time for their judgment and their stupidity and .... (sighs) I just closed my eyes and in a nanosecond I cured myself from this ridiculous model of disease, addiction, and obsession. It's just ... It's just the work of sissies. I am every character in between, save for that little weirdo with his guts strapped in, begging for water. That's not me.